Norris Studies: The beggining

My studies of this mysterious force known as "Chuck Norris" is beginning to advance! I am thus able to announce these spectacular findings!

• Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris once had a allergy attack. How did you think the Big Bang started?
• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Well, that's all for today!